Episode Transcript
Speaker 0 00:00:04 It's just you a it's called.
Speaker 1 00:00:25 Alright, everybody, welcome Katie. All come into the podcast.
Speaker 0 00:00:30 <laugh>.
Speaker 2 00:00:30 I have so many fans here. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1 00:00:32 Yes. Wow.
Speaker 2 00:00:33 Wow. Thanks for having me. This
Speaker 1 00:00:34 Is so much fun. Thank you for joining us. This
Speaker 2 00:00:36 Is truly such a treat. It's
Speaker 3 00:00:37 A blessing. Um,
Speaker 1 00:00:39 Absolutely. You
Speaker 2 00:00:40 Feel blessed by my presence. Thank you. I've never,
Speaker 1 00:00:42 You have to um, say lots of nice things about you cuz your dad is an FBI agent. He's gonna shoot us with his gun
Speaker 2 00:00:47 <laugh> like, oh my gosh. Is that true? He, he always is like, baby, why you gotta tell people what I do for a living? I'm like, well, I just, I'm just telling the truth. So, yeah. Um, yeah. I don't know if he would actually like come and shoot you. Probably not. Um, no. But
Speaker 3 00:01:03 You think you wouldn't know about it.
Speaker 2 00:01:04 Yeah. You, we would <laugh> We wouldn't know how he died. He would probably do it in some mysterious way.
Speaker 1 00:01:09 He's also a good chef.
Speaker 2 00:01:10 He is a good chef. He's a good entertainer. He's kind of a wild man, honestly. Um, just don't mess with Donnie, honestly. True. Good to
Speaker 3 00:01:20 Don't mess with Donny in Texas specifically. Yeah.
Speaker 2 00:01:23 <laugh>. He's a good one though. He keeps me on my toes and drives me nuts. So
Speaker 3 00:01:27 That's what parents are supposed to do, I think. Right? Like if they're not driving you completely insane, then they're, then they're not good parents job. Right? Right.
Speaker 1 00:01:34 Yeah, absolutely. My mom can, she's such a blessing. She
Speaker 2 00:01:38 Dms me. Does she?
Speaker 0 00:01:39 Yeah. So <laugh>,
Speaker 2 00:01:42 I forgot. I was glad to tell you about that. She's a sweetheart. She's always so sweet.
Speaker 1 00:01:45 She's the nicest person in the world. <laugh>. And my dad is too, but my dad's more introverted, at least compared to my mom. Right. And so any artist or that I've ever done a show with, you know, cuz we've played together. Yeah. Or if I've recorded on their album, she's their biggest fan. So she texted
Speaker 2 00:01:59 Me. I don't need that. I love that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:02:01 She texted me today, Hey Bailey Zimmerman's doing, you know, his top five now and so is Luke and whoever else, whatever, you know, like I, if I plan a song or whatever, she's just so supportive.
Speaker 2 00:02:11 That's really sweet. I feel like everybody has that one person. Like, they're like, my dad is the wild one and my mom is like the more introverted. Like, she loves to chat, but she's not like the a hundred percent. Like my dad is the person that has made a Facebook account for my mom and she's communicating as my mom to her friends's. She's adding friends, she's tweeting. She like is tweeting about me. But it's Donnie. But it's Donnie. Oh, Donnie is everybody. Uh,
Speaker 1 00:02:35 Well I need to hire your dad to do my socials
Speaker 2 00:02:38 <laugh>. I think you should. I think you should. Um, yeah, I don't know. You know, um, you might get in trouble cause some of the stuff he posts is a little
Speaker 1 00:02:47 No, I can't get in trouble though cuz your dad's FBI agent. That's
Speaker 2 00:02:49 True. That's
Speaker 3 00:02:49 True. That's true. He is that what if he's your FBI agent and he already knows everything about you. You know what I mean? Like he's the one that like pays attention to all the stuff you do.
Speaker 1 00:02:57 Oh yeah. Like that meme, like my FBI agent. Yeah. Have you seen that? No. So the meme is like, whenever you're Googling something you shouldn't, like cat penises for example. Oh, totally. And it's like the FBI agent that's like monitoring like my internet.
Speaker 2 00:03:09 You have your
Speaker 1 00:03:10 Own. Yes. That's like the, that's like the joke, the plot of
Speaker 2 00:03:13 The meme. Gosh. Yeah. I just pray to God that nobody is looking at my search
Speaker 1 00:03:17 History. For sure. Absolutely.
Speaker 2 00:03:18 Like that could be its own podcast if everybody just unveiling what is in.
Speaker 1 00:03:22 I'm like, no, we would've zero guests on
Speaker 2 00:03:25 Search history. <laugh>
Speaker 1 00:03:27 Zero labels would let us record
Speaker 2 00:03:30 <laugh>. We would be ended
Speaker 1 00:03:31 Also, speaking of record labels, your signed with um, mg, right?
Speaker 2 00:03:34 I'm signed to U M G.
Speaker 1 00:03:36 That's awesome. There's a lot of great people that work there. I saw Alex Jones was like talking about, you know who Alex Jones is? Oh's
Speaker 2 00:03:42 Like the, I probably should. Right?
Speaker 1 00:03:44 Uh, <laugh>. He's like the crazy, he's like, he's the guy that's being sued for like, oh, claiming Sandy Hook was like fake or whatever. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, he's not a good guy. But he recently said that when you sign a record deal you have to sign your soul over to Lucifer.
Speaker 2 00:03:59 Oh. Well. Is that true? I mean, man, I do feel like <laugh> you, I don't know if I've given myself to the devil, but, um, you know, I definitely feel like you have to give up a lot of, lot of stuff, you know? Um, that's what I like to do more things than I'm in control of. Like, hanging out with y'all. Yeah. Writing good songs, podcasts, practicing fiddle all day. You
Speaker 1 00:04:20 Know. Do you still practice a lot or are you just good
Speaker 2 00:04:23 <laugh>? No, you know, I find when I slack off, I, I'm rusty. So that's kind of Yeah. The reality of it. Um, it goes in waves. Like when
Speaker 1 00:04:31 I, if you don't use it, you lose it. <laugh> <laugh>, that's true
Speaker 2 00:04:34 For multiple things in life. Yeah, pretty much. I think that, uh, when I'm home, when I have more time at home and I go through seasons of like, you know, just fiddling around, picking on whatever, playing writing around the house, then I feel like I'm more up on my stuff. But I've been gone so much and like, I need to get my fiddle out. We need to do a twin fiddle little segment. Well,
Speaker 1 00:04:54 I'm good. Fiddle content <laugh>. Um,
Speaker 2 00:04:56 Have
Speaker 1 00:04:57 You started, have you started radio tour yet?
Speaker 2 00:05:00 I start radio tour, uh, end of March actually. Kind of the um,
Speaker 1 00:05:06 The,
Speaker 2 00:05:06 Oh, I'm so
Speaker 1 00:05:07 Excited. I'm so tempted to push the button on the podcast machine, but I'm not going Don't do it.
Speaker 2 00:05:10 <laugh>. I want you to Well, we'll have a good podcast. I need some reassurance in my life. Oh,
Speaker 1 00:05:14 Yay. Radio tour and
Speaker 2 00:05:16 People just love it. Um, yeah, I'm really pumped because it's the first time that like, I'm putting a song on the radio. I will say, um, my only other experience at radio was, was when I was finishing up college, I thought that I was gonna go back to Texas. I didn't realize I was gonna move to LA and I thought, I'm gonna move back to Texas. I'm gonna put a song on the radio and I'm gonna do the whole Texas thing and then I'm gonna move to Nashville. Well, I wrote this song that makes me absolutely wanna die crawling a hole and end my life.
Speaker 1 00:05:45 What's it called?
Speaker 2 00:05:47 <laugh>, giddy Pony, <laugh>.
Speaker 1 00:05:50 Oh, you gotta find
Speaker 2 00:05:51 It.
Speaker 1 00:05:52 Did you release Giddyup Pony?
Speaker 2 00:05:53 Oh yeah, I did. And I went and radio. Toured it in Texas. Yep. And I
Speaker 1 00:05:57 And did the U mg scrub it from the face of the internet?
Speaker 2 00:06:00 Yes. <laugh> because it was a little, it was like getting promiscuous on a pony. I mean, it was just some weird stuff, honestly. Um, but man at the time I was like, this is it. Um, so you had some
Speaker 3 00:06:14 Experience.
Speaker 2 00:06:15 I
Speaker 1 00:06:16 Played
Speaker 2 00:06:16 On many songs like this. <laugh>. Yeah. Everybody's got those songs just in their vault, you know? Mm-hmm. <affirmative> that you'd like to wish never came out on the earth, but at least I know people to get rid of it,
Speaker 1 00:06:26 You have have to write all the bad ones to get to the good ones and now you have good
Speaker 2 00:06:29 One. Ones. Thank you <laugh>. We have, we have made a long come a long ways from Giddy up Pony. Um, thank God. But I think it makes it more fun to look back and, uh, cuz again, if you wrote great songs your whole life, I mean, that would be awesome. But also like, it makes you have something to laugh about and actually be like, thank God I write better songs now.
Speaker 1 00:06:48 So. Yeah. Oh, so what song are you gonna on the radio with?
Speaker 2 00:06:50 Uh, it is called I Just Killed A Man. Uh, <laugh>. Huh?
Speaker 1 00:06:55 Katie.
Speaker 3 00:06:56 Is it about cake and like bananas or what's it about?
Speaker 2 00:07:00 Yeah, totally, man. I think my mom still thinks this song is about murder. Um, it's just, it's just a good old heartbreak song. Yeah. Honestly, you know, and I think that, um, it's kind of just that vulnerable, honest thing of like, no matter what kind of heartbreak you're on, like it freaking hurts. So it's like you're leaving this guy in the drive and you just broke his heart. Um
Speaker 1 00:07:25 Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 00:07:26 And like, I just killed a man.
Speaker 1 00:07:27 Gotcha.
Speaker 2 00:07:28 Left him in his drive, watched the lights go of his loving eyes. It's, oh. Um, so, and then the bridge is like, just because it's not a crime doesn't mean I won't be doing time. So it's just like that idea of like, you know, it sucks.
Speaker 3 00:07:40 So I like that. Did you write that?
Speaker 2 00:07:42 I did. Who'd you
Speaker 3 00:07:43 Write it
Speaker 2 00:07:43 With? We actually had a writing camp and more people like, it just worked out where we were all there and it was like all of our friends. It was super fun. So it was, it was a whole group of us. It was me, um, Ryan, b Joe Clemons, Jesse, Joe Dylan, and Benji Davis. Oh yeah. So that's squad. None of us will ever really make money from it, but it's awesome though. We're all on it. Yeah,
Speaker 1 00:08:02 Right. It's kinda go number one. I've never
Speaker 2 00:08:04 Heard. That's where, that's where we're manifesting. Um, honestly, I feel like it's really special and, um, we had kind of a another song that's kind of a bop and we were tempted to go with that one, but for me, this song was like the one that I was like, it'll make people stop and pay attention. And I think that that's important because everybody's putting out Bobs and, uh, we can do that all day long. But I'd at least whether have something to say.
Speaker 1 00:08:27 I feel like it's like, as a girl, it's maybe getting a little bit better to go to radio. It seems like recently like Laney's crushing it and like Kelsey and Ashley and Carly and stuff. Totally.
Speaker 2 00:08:38 And I think people, I feel like people are really wanting to connect to like, real country music again, you know? Yeah, yeah. Less tracks, less fluff, you know, and just like sing me some good songs with some real instruments and, you know, not all the leotards and sparkle, you know. Yeah. Um, I think people, I think that ultimately resonates with them more, you know? So I feel like that's good for me, <laugh> because my stuff is pretty relatively country, you know? And, um, so I feel like it's coming at a good time.
Speaker 1 00:09:08 Is it, is the production similar to like, just don't do it in Texas and some of the stuff that I'm more
Speaker 2 00:09:13 Familiar with? Yeah, it's, um, okay,
Speaker 1 00:09:15 Cool. With steel guitars
Speaker 2 00:09:16 And all Steel got fiddle on it. Um, I'm either playing Fiddle on it or Stuart Duncan's playing fiddle on it. I mean, we're pretty much the same of same Spin. And you, I mean, like you and Stuarts and
Speaker 1 00:09:28 Paul Franklin are the same,
Speaker 2 00:09:29 Right? Yeah. Um, so you get it <laugh>. Um, but it's just been, it's just been really fun, the process of making the music. And I think Dan's been really great with helping me figure out like what are good spots for fiddle parts and all that kind of stuff. Actually, I
Speaker 1 00:09:44 Was just gonna ask who's producing it?
Speaker 2 00:09:45 Dan Huff. Don't know him. Yeah. <laugh>. That's awesome. That loser. And uh,
Speaker 1 00:09:50 Just for, he's the best. Her non fiddle players at home. Stuart Duncan is like
Speaker 2 00:09:53 Maybe one of the greatest fiddle players.
Speaker 1 00:09:55 Yeah. He's just like the one of, one of the guys. Tom Brady of Fiddle. Yeah.
Speaker 2 00:09:59 He really is. Um, he played, so a couple years ago, I'd, um, I've played some gigs with Lady A in the past and so, um, they were having me play like last minute on this award show and, um, he had played on their record and so I got his number and I was like, I had like two days to learn it. And so I texted him and I was
Speaker 1 00:10:20 Like, can you send me fiddle tabs? <laugh>?
Speaker 2 00:10:22 Yeah. <laugh>. Exactly. Oh my gosh. I texted him and I was like, you have no idea who I am. My name is Katie and I need help with this fiddle song, with this fiddle part on Lady a song. And he was like, well, I don't really give lessons, but you can come out to my house tomorrow. And then he told me he like, tune has his fiddle wasn't like it was tuned outta house stuff. It was like in a totally different tuning. And so he tuned my fiddle like that and I'm just like, yo, I mean like my brain, I cannot get on your level and learn this in two days and like, it's like a new instrument, you know? Right. Um, but he's just, he's just so cool, you know? And he is like, I think your fiddle needs to be like fixed up. I'm like, yeah, I'll take it. <laugh>. Um, he's just like fiddle God. So
Speaker 1 00:11:05 I did that. Um, there was a, a solo, um, a steel solo, one of Luke songs. I couldn't figure it out. And it was on Luke's song, uh, loving On You. Mm-hmm. <affirmative> and it's got this really fast palm blocking thing and I just, I couldn't figure out the court shape. And so I called Gary, he's the guy that played on it. That's awesome. And he plays steel for um, Brooks and Dunn. So I sent him a text, Hey man, like any tips on this? And he sent me like a three minute video via text of, Hey Kurt, I got this, this lick is based on this lick I learned off of Merl Haggard song and back in 19 Dick three, like, you know, like, and then it was like this whole thing and it was just like awesome. And it's
Speaker 2 00:11:41 Just like, that is so nice.
Speaker 1 00:11:42 That's awesome. I love Nashville about that. I know. And when I first moved to town too, um, I went over to Jeff King's house who plays guitar in mm-hmm. <affirmative> Brooks and Dunn. And I was like, like Jeff, I have this audition coming up. I don't know what to do. What amp do I use? Am I playing these parts right? Like basically helped me, someone went over and I got a bottle of Gentleman Jack and we went and we drank some of it and he like kind of worked me through the parts.
Speaker 2 00:12:07 That's really cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1 00:12:08 That's what I love it. And so sometimes I get people to hit me up on Instagram like, Hey, can we like get coffee or whatever. I'm like, sure.
Speaker 2 00:12:15 I know. It's always nice because I feel like you always remember the people that did that for, you know, a hundred percent. Absolutely. And even though I don't know how you feel, you may feel like you're a star, but, but that's absolutely not <laugh>. I get that feeling. Um, no, I'm just kidding. But I feel like even though for me, I'm like, God, I still feel like a nobody, like when somebody messages me, I'm like, oh, that's just really, that's really sweet. Because I was, I was them at some point and I thought that somebody like me would be super cool. And then you get to like where we are and I feel like it seems more normal. Like, not that we take it for granted, but I think, like, I just remember when I was young, I'd be like, man, when I get a publishing deal, that'll be everything.
Speaker 2 00:12:51 And then I get my pub deal. I'm just like, okay, what's next? You know? Yeah. Can we make more than 25,000 a year? You know? And then you're like, I need the record due. You get the record due. You're like, okay, when am I gonna put out some tunes? And you know, and it's so I think like when people send you messages, I feel like that's a good reminder of like, you're doing something then it is really special. Yeah. You know, um, that shouldn't be taken for granted, even though some days it actually really is hard
Speaker 1 00:13:19 <laugh> Yeah.
Speaker 2 00:13:20 And not glamorous
Speaker 1 00:13:21 You. Yeah. It's like, I remember when, when Rob had a record deal and I was just like, oh my not a record deal. Sorry. Publishing deal. Yeah. It was over at Skyville and I thought Rob was like the most famous person in the world, you
Speaker 2 00:13:33 Know? I know. And it was, it was such a big
Speaker 1 00:13:34 Deal. Yeah. And now it's like you go to Red Door, like half red Door has pub deals, you know,
Speaker 2 00:13:38 <laugh>, it's like, yeah. I fly the bartenders. Yeah. I mean, yeah. It's so true. Rob is awesome, by the way. Yeah,
Speaker 1 00:13:45 He's good guy. Such a great guy. Yeah. We'd love Rob. I know. Um, well I'm super stoked that you're going to a radio with that song. Thank you.
Speaker 2 00:13:50 I think that's gonna be, it's gonna be a whole new chapter. Um, lot of grinding, you know, um,
Speaker 1 00:13:56 Fly dates.
Speaker 2 00:13:57 Yeah. A lot of, maybe we've been in a minivan the past month cuz we just finished the Parker McComb tour. Oh yeah. Um, and, uh, <laugh>, I may not get invited back. He doesn't know. But I did a, I did a fake blowout on the band bus with brownies in her bathroom.
Speaker 1 00:14:17 Oh, <laugh>. That was your PR tour. Prank.
Speaker 2 00:14:21 It was band tour prank. It was, and I have all these videos. His, um, like two of his like kind of TM assistant TM were in on it. And, um, I have this video of all the guys in the band like sitting around pow eye and being like, oh my God. Like what? Freaking psychopath, like found the key to our busk the coat or whatever. Yeah. And like, came on. It was amazing. Just, just little brownies.
Speaker 1 00:14:44 Um, I was sitting at Smokers Abby Cigar place that Nikki and I go to, and this older guy came up to me and sat next to me and just talked my ear off for like two hours straight and like, wouldn't let me talk at all. But he was talking, he was a guitar tech mm-hmm. <affirmative>, um, way back in the day. And he was talking about in the seventies, end of tour pranks and how you always do at the end of the run. And I'm like, that's what we do now. It's always like the end of the run.
Speaker 2 00:15:07 What do you do? What's been your best prank?
Speaker 1 00:15:11 Uh, let's see. The last tour we did, uh, we pranked Jordan Davis. Yeah. And so when he sang Buy Dirt, Luke came out with a pallet of dirt and just dumped Oh. Like literal dirt. Like, and then they filled his green room with like dirt everywhere,
Speaker 2 00:15:27 <laugh>. Okay. That's pretty good. It's pretty good.
Speaker 1 00:15:30 And then when we, when we played going, going, gone, um, everyone came out like Laney Wilson and Jordan Davis came out and did like interpretive dances, like a runaway southbound
Speaker 2 00:15:42 Training. Oh, I've seen that on Instagram.
Speaker 1 00:15:43 Like tutu and like, stuff like that. I'll try to, but like, um, pranks used to be like more malicious back in the day. Like,
Speaker 2 00:15:51 Um, yeah. I kind of like the malicious
Speaker 1 00:15:53 Yeah. I I don't mean like hurting people, but like tuning everyone's guitars wrong. Like, oh. Because now there's kind of like this unspoken thing where it's like you don't like fuck with the music. Like you gotta, like, people are paying for this. Like, you at least gotta sound good, even if you look stupid. That
Speaker 2 00:16:09 Would actually really stress me out if somebody had just like tuned out my guitar or something.
Speaker 1 00:16:13 Yeah, yeah. So this, this guy sitting next to me was working for Roy Oron. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, they said they tuned all their instruments to half Step up for the first song. Wow. Yeah. And then just like, oh, because he sings high as it is. Anyway, so in the middle of the song he is just said, fuck you guys. But while singing it, you got like, I forget what song it was,
Speaker 2 00:16:32 <laugh> Oh my
Speaker 1 00:16:33 Gosh. Or like, we would Never Like Match.
Speaker 2 00:16:35 That's bad. Yeah. That's like next level. That's great though. I'm not that
Speaker 1 00:16:38 Mean. I will tell, um, one story when I was playing for my parade, we were, um, on tour with Brantley Gilbert and Canon Smith. Mm.
Speaker 2 00:16:49 All the boys. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:16:50 And we were, uh, we were playing the song Real Men Love Jesus. Mm. And I think it was on this tour, or maybe it was on the DA tour, I forget. Um, but everyone came out dressed as Jesus during the song. Oh. And then, and all these people got like really offended at it and didn't realize like what an end of tour prank was. Mm. Because we're like, you know, real men love Jesus and everyone came out like white robes and like long hair and stuff. That's
Speaker 2 00:17:13 Incredible.
Speaker 1 00:17:14 Yeah. But it was hilarious.
Speaker 2 00:17:15 So they didn't appreciate it.
Speaker 1 00:17:17 Well the cr like the crowds like, you know how it is like Correct. People in the crowd are really like, vocal about it. Yeah. I think is what
Speaker 3 00:17:22 Happened. That makes
Speaker 2 00:17:23 Sense. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 00:17:25 Like kind of a interesting song to end the set with, but Right.
Speaker 2 00:17:29 Yeah. <laugh>
Speaker 3 00:17:30 Gotta play the hits though.
Speaker 2 00:17:31 Yeah. Yeah. Totally. God.
Speaker 3 00:17:33 So how did that Parker tour go? How many
Speaker 1 00:17:35 Dates
Speaker 2 00:17:35 Were you on? It was awesome. It was, we were gone like every Wednesday through Sunday in February. So the whole month, I feel like the last two days have just given me a chance to kind of regroup a little bit. Yeah. Um, it was fun. I, you know, know, for me, I think the coolest part was like, it was a lot of firsts. It was like having merch for the very first time thinking that nobody's gonna buy my merch and realizing I sold out a merch and I can't get new mech cash. Is
Speaker 1 00:18:00 That why you didn't bring us any merch?
Speaker 2 00:18:02 Yeah. That's why. No, I just didn't want to.
Speaker 3 00:18:03 Yeah, she doesn't, she doesn't think you're a good model. I know.
Speaker 1 00:18:06 Yeah. But Drew Parker mailed me a
Speaker 3 00:18:08 Hat. Yeah, that's true. He didn't mail me one.
Speaker 2 00:18:10 Well actually I totally, I should have given you a whole uh, matching Okay. Cowboy T-shirt. Oh, I didn't think about it. You didn't ask. I didn't think about
Speaker 1 00:18:16 It. I'll talk to your management about
Speaker 2 00:18:17 It. Okay. <laugh>. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:18:19 Well my people talk to your people.
Speaker 2 00:18:20 Cool. That
Speaker 3 00:18:21 Works. I am Kurt's people. <laugh>. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:18:23 <laugh>.
Speaker 2 00:18:24 I had that feeling like maybe you are in charge. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. But uh, it was just fun, just like actually seeing a few people. I mean, you know, yeah. I have some songs out, but like now it's really go time. Like this is the chance really for the first time to actually be connecting with fans, putting out songs like going to radio. Like it's gonna start, you know, connecting with more people, hopefully more than ever. And but of the few songs that I have out, it was really cool to see. Like the first shows I realized Cincinnati is my people. Um,
Speaker 3 00:18:56 Ohio, we love
Speaker 2 00:18:57 Ohio on this podcast we do of Ohio. Yes. Um, and there were several girls like the front and then the sides and they were singing like on release songs. Like they were singing all of Okay. Cowboy. And, um, I just killed Amanda from like Instagram videos and I was like, okay, that's nuts because nobody knows my songs <laugh>.
Speaker 3 00:19:16 That's
Speaker 2 00:19:16 Crazy. Right. Um, so that was really sweet. That's a sweet moment. And then like the next show, nobody's singing so <laugh>
Speaker 3 00:19:22 <laugh>,
Speaker 2 00:19:23 You know, you gotta take it when you can get it. Well,
Speaker 3 00:19:25 Isn't in Ohio. Yeah.
Speaker 2 00:19:26 Yeah. I'm going back to Ohio. Um, so I think that was like the coolest part. And honestly Parker's fans are just awesome. Parker's awesome. Um, but I feel like his fans are just such a great crowd and, um, perfect for me to kind of dip my toes in and um, now I'm just like ready to keep playing.
Speaker 3 00:19:44 Oh yeah. So, so you said, you know, you moved to town, got a pub deal. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, how long were you on a pub deal before you like got the record deal?
Speaker 2 00:19:52 I got my publishing deal maybe two years. So two years after I moved to town. And then two years after that, um, like two, two and a half years I got my record deal. Cool. Um, I wasn't planning on it, I just was finally like, I'm tired of waiting around for people not to know what I sound like and what I do. And so I'd gone in and recorded some songs with, um, Ryan Beaver, who we love and Aaron Sai just the best two guys. And so they were producing some songs and ultimately, um, just, you know, it's a small town. Everybody talks, everybody listens. And um, some people heard it and offer me a couple deals and podcaster.
Speaker 1 00:20:29 Probably not. Yeah.
Speaker 3 00:20:30 <laugh> some people do most
Speaker 2 00:20:32 Probably, probably do more than none. Yeah. Yeah. More than none.
Speaker 3 00:20:36 <laugh>, I mean. Right.
Speaker 2 00:20:37 It's true. Yeah. Um, and so I got a few offers and I just kind of knew when I got the Universal one that I just loved the music that they make make and that they allow their artists to make. And so it just seemed like a really good fit for me. And I also wanna do a duet with George Strait. So <laugh>, he is, that is his home. Yeah. And I'm waiting for George to call me, so
Speaker 1 00:20:59 Yeah, it's gonna happen. Just show
Speaker 3 00:21:00 Up on his porch. I hear that works.
Speaker 2 00:21:01 Well. We met in a hair salon. Ooh. All right. Um, wait, really? Yeah, in Texas. Um, so there's actually,
Speaker 3 00:21:09 Was he getting his hair done or were
Speaker 2 00:21:10 You We both were. Oh, okay. Yeah. Um, the funny thing is, I went to that salon because I knew that that's was George Strait's hair person. But the funny thing is now like,
Speaker 3 00:21:21 So you're a stalker.
Speaker 2 00:21:23 Well, no, I mean that and also like, at the time, like I would think like, oh my God, like that must mean she does amazing hair. Yeah. Makes sense. And I'm like, what about George's hair is reflective of like, what I, he just wear a hat all the time, what I want with my hair. There's like probably no hair there. Yeah. Um, by the time I just thought that was so cool. And, um, I was like 15 years old. Um, I was playing with this guy David Beck, um, in Texas. He used to have this do it with Paul Coffin and, um, the world. Yeah. Do you know David, his, his dad plays bass for Robert O' Keen and um, he's, he taught me to write songs pretty much. And so David's one of my best friends of like, my whole life. And, uh, he would play the Saxon Pub, um, like every week from like 1230 to one 30 in the morning.
Speaker 2 00:22:13 And I couldn't drive us. So my mom would drive me to Austin. This connects back to George. So just wait. And, um, so she would drive me there every week we'd go play. So like that's an hour from my house, so like, wouldn't get back until by the time we like packed up like almost three o'clock in the morning. And, um, I would sleep in the next day because I was freaking late, you know? Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. And I was like part-time in college, part-time homeschooled. So <laugh>, I had some flexibility and uh, I remember waking up that morning, the morning after the Saxon Pub and uh, it was like 9:00 AM I looked at my phone, I had some unknown numbers and I was just like, whatever. And I fall back asleep. I wake back up at 10, which is not my norm. I just wanna say like, I'm not just like a lazy pile. That's Kurt's norm. Yeah, <laugh>.
Speaker 1 00:23:03 That's
Speaker 2 00:23:04 Fair. I mean, I get up early and I definitely, I mean, God Weger, you're good to eat too. She, I, I am pretty like straight laced, you know, for the most part. I get it right. Yeah. We get it. Um, <laugh>. So, but I was, you know, I was tired on these nights and so I woke up again at 10 and I look at my phone and I, so Kim that owned the salon, I didn't have her cell phone number. I just had a salon number and I look at my phone and it just said, can you be here at 10 30 for a hair mask treatment? And, cause she told me, I'm gonna try to time it up. Next time George comes in I'm gonna text you. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Well, she didn't say George, she didn't say anything. She just said, hair mask treatment. And I'm like,
Speaker 1 00:23:40 Is that code for just sitting around in a hair salon kind of a thing?
Speaker 2 00:23:44 Or, well, I didn't know. So come to find out, it basically means you get chicken fat put in your hair with a bonnet and it's embarrassing and then you meet your hero. So <laugh> Oh, cool, cool. Yeah, right. I smell the butcher. Got it. Right. So I go downstairs and I'm like, I'm not only the kind of person, especially back in the day, like I would wake up, curl my hair, and then curl my hair again. <laugh> in hot rollers for my gig, my polka gig that night. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Um, so I was kind of a higher maintenance person. And um, so I was already freaking out cause I'm like, I'm gonna meet George. I love George. And I'm just waking up. So I go downstairs and, and I was like, all right, you better throw on some jeans and booze and we'll hit the road.
Speaker 2 00:24:24 So put in some dry shampoo, get in the car and my dad's like managing my expectations cuz it's like it's an hour away. She gave me a heads up, but I was sleeping. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. And so it's like at this point we're an hour drive of what she said was 30 minutes, my 30 minute window left. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. And so my dad drives like a maniac. We get there breaking the law, he's breaking the law. <laugh>, he speeds all the time. He gets pulled over all the time. I'm not even joking. Bet that don't gets tickets up Mr. Oman. No, he just shows his badge. Like Oh, I'm sorry man. <laugh>. Yeah. So it's annoying because I say that I drive like him, but the problem is I can't get off on tickets. So anywho we're driving over the speed limit to San Antonio, cuz his old house was like a couple miles from there.
Speaker 2 00:25:09 And, um, we pull up to the salon, it's like a small house and it's just a couple chairs, you know, and then it's, it's uh, separated off by these like fancy beads that are the Florida ceiling and then it's the receptionist desk. So we pull in and I see Kim's car, another car, and then a Range Rover. And I was like, Ooh, Georgie is a little fancy today, <laugh>, he's not in his truck <laugh> today. Yeah. And um, so I'm like, oh, he's gotta be here. So I go inside, I'm like kind of looking through the bees. It's like kind know silver metal bees that people have. And so I'm like looking through it and I'm like, oh my God, I think I see George. And um, and then I asked the gal at the front, I'm like, um, I got this text, I think it's from Kim, like says hair mass treatment, but like, I think it's George.
Speaker 2 00:25:56 And she's like, I don't know. So I'm like, I don't know if I'm supposed to just go and be like, yo George, what's up? Like, sorry I'm late. Or if it's just like, I don't see you, you know? So she puts me in a cape and she takes me in the room and I go, I'm like, wait, what's a cape? You know, when you get your haircut, you're in a cape. Oh. But it's a backwards cape. It's the front, it's a backwards cape. So I'm in my backwards cape. Gotcha. And I'm literally like, if George is where I'm sitting, I'm walking. I mean, right where this green, where right where the back is. This might be a Texas, the Texas flag where the Texas, right where the Texas flag is. <laugh>. Yeah, <laugh>. I'm where Texas is and I'm walking right past Kim doesn't say hi, George doesn't say hi.
Speaker 2 00:26:37 And then I'm like facing towards George in a bubble dryer chair just sitting like, like the thing. Yeah. Okay. Yep. In the thing. And I'm just like sitting there. I've got nothing in my hair at this point. I've got the back roast cape on and I'm just sitting and I'm kind of like trying not to stare at George. And I can see he's like literally almost done. So then the assistant comes up and she's like, are we ready for our masks treatment <laugh>? I'm like, oh yeah, totally. And then, I'm not even kidding you, she brings this like, it looks like a big bag. Like you had pipe icing in a cake. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. And it was straight up like the color of yellow chicken fat like lard. Yeah. It was lard. And she straight up just piped lard all the way around my head. And then, because it was like a heat treatment, she takes a cotton, a continuous cotton swab roll and wraps my whole entire head in cotton and then puts a like a clear bonnet over it for to seal the heat. And I mean, it was just like worst day of my life. So you looked awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:27:43 Yeah. And smelled great.
Speaker 2 00:27:44 It was so hot. <laugh>. Yeah. And so then she turns the heat lamp on. So I'm like, the lard is baking and I'm just sitting there and I'm just like, please God, let George leave now. And um, and gets up to pay. And I'm like, thank God. And then Kim comes and gets me and she's like, you ready to meet George? And I'm like, oh my God. I mean, you can't say no. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, I'm ready. So I walk in there lard, cotton balls, the whole deal, the good stuff. We talked for like 20 minutes. No, we did. And I said, you know what? I think I happen to have a CD in the car. <laugh> just might, I planned it. And so he never called me
Speaker 1 00:28:26 Because you gave him giddy a pony Probably. Yeah. No,
Speaker 2 00:28:29 No, no. I <laugh> that was after, that was after this was some other specialist. You're seen when this happened, right? Yeah. Okay. 15. But we've kind of met in passing a few times because Rick, um, aray his, uh, electric guitar players a dear friend of mine. And so I've gone out to see them play several times. Um, but I've never mentioned to George that I'm that girl. We've not, you know? Mm-hmm. <affirmative> one day when we have a duet. Was
Speaker 1 00:28:52 He cool? I
Speaker 2 00:28:52 Mean, no, he was cool. He was in a boat shirt and shorts and flip flops and he was heading to Rockport for the weekend with his wife. And he was like, shorter than you imagined.
Speaker 1 00:29:00 Is he
Speaker 2 00:29:01 Short? He's not short, but his boots and his hat Gotcha. Boots and hats and boots. And like, it just definitely, like, it always adds an extra little element on a man. Well,
Speaker 1 00:29:10 It's cool. So. Well, I mean, I'm glad that you met your hero and it wasn't like this big disappointing thing. <laugh>.
Speaker 2 00:29:16 I, it was disappointing to myself. Um, oh, okay. Actually I have a funny story. Unless you're tired, unless you have the floor.
Speaker 1 00:29:23 No, this is worry. This
Speaker 2 00:29:24 Is, this is quick. Yeah. So the last weekend when I was after the Parker Gate, I go to the meet and greet. Like I go to the merch table and I sign pictures and I take pictures with anybody who wants to take pictures with me. And, uh, this guy comes up and I'm standing there and my TM is like taking her pictures, but she, somebody said something, she turned her head, this guy is right next to me here and I'm smiling and all of a sudden I just felt somebody like bite my ear. Oh. And um, yeah,
Speaker 1 00:29:53 It was George
Speaker 2 00:29:55 <laugh>. It was, it was Jorge. Um, and uh, this guy freaking like kiss bit my ear and then he was like,
Speaker 1 00:30:02 He sexually assaulted you.
Speaker 2 00:30:03 He did a little bit. He assaulted my ear. And um, and he was like, did you get that on camera? And she's like, I didn't get it. His girlfriend, his, well, I dunno if it was girlfriend that makes it even weirder, but whoever it was. And so he's like, can I do it again? And I'm like, no, let's not do that. And he said, he walks away and he says, oh, they don't even care. They don't care. God of you.
Speaker 1 00:30:22 You are fucked.
Speaker 2 00:30:23 Yeah. So then he walks away and he says, never meet your heroes.
Speaker 1 00:30:27 So what,
Speaker 2 00:30:28 <laugh>? Yeah. I was like, never eat your heroes. Yeah. <laugh>. Right. So
Speaker 1 00:30:32 <laugh>, what the hell is wrong with that guy?
Speaker 2 00:30:34 I don't know. I don't know. But he wanted to do it again and I wasn't feeling it. So Yeah. So that's all Heroes
Speaker 1 00:30:40 Dinner first at least. I mean, that's just straight up sexually assaulting you. That's like not cool at all. Yeah. At least give her some water that
Speaker 2 00:30:47 Gimme some water. Yeah. Anything.
Speaker 1 00:30:50 Geez. Geez. Yeah. People, people are weird. Are weird for sure.
Speaker 2 00:30:55 <laugh>. Yeah. Always some interesting characters. This like 12 year old kid came up to me and he was just like, I would really like to get your number <laugh>. And I was like, um,
Speaker 1 00:31:06 When, when we played at Whitewater opening for Parker, I played guitar for Katie for the weekend. Yeah. There was a
Speaker 2 00:31:13 Lot of quite
Speaker 1 00:31:13 The hoone, a lot of people that were trying to get your number. I saw, um, they like little kids had some like little,
Speaker 2 00:31:19 They hold little teenagers. Yeah. They hold their iPhone and just says like, can I have your number? Yeah. One guy at the show weekend before a lash just had it flipped his phone over and just said, tits an ass. And I'm just like, <laugh> cool. <laugh>. I don't know. That's fair. Do you want it? Do you got it? Do you need it? Do you see
Speaker 1 00:31:35 It? Excuse me guys. <laugh> just gonna take this moment in the set to take my clothes off here. Right. Once we can get back to the music.
Speaker 2 00:31:41 Yeah. There ain't much there. So awful. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1 00:31:44 I'm glad I'm not a a a female sometimes.
Speaker 2 00:31:46 What is, do you get the little, uh, flip phones people asking you questions?
Speaker 1 00:31:50 Yes. And it's, what is it usually No one wants to see my guitar as I'll tell you that,
Speaker 2 00:31:55 But it's like, dang. Too
Speaker 1 00:31:56 Bad. You're it's, it's guitar. They want my pics Oh. Of guitar picks. And, um, but so you're, you're walking over and you're like rocking out and you're playing guitar and then they just hold up the sign and people will stand there. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, they'll pay $200 for the, the best seat that you could have at a Luke comb show and just hold their phone up for two hours trying to get a guitar pick. Like there to be Yeah. You could buy that guitar pick on the internet. Yeah. I'm like, there has to be something more to life than just doing this
Speaker 2 00:32:26 A
Speaker 1 00:32:26 Hundred percent. You know what I mean? It's just, uh, then you throw 'em a pick and then, you know, they'll cat put in their pocket and they just, I'm like, I know. What's the, what's the endgame here? Is that for eBay? Or It's like Pokemon dude. You gotta collect them all. <laugh>. I don't get it,
Speaker 2 00:32:40 Man. Maybe it's just a satisfaction of like, knowing they got
Speaker 1 00:32:43 It. I guess I meant, I don't know. As long as they're not hurting anyone, it's just kind of annoying. You walk over to kind of have a moment with someone in the front row <laugh> and they're just holding their phone, like pointing to it. Like, and it says like, oh, I know. And then you're like, squinting. Try to see it. And when
Speaker 2 00:32:56 Did the phone communication become a thing? Because that seems like a recent and like, you know, I think so too. I don't love that.
Speaker 1 00:33:03 No, it's,
Speaker 2 00:33:04 It's a distraction. Cause I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1 00:33:06 Yeah. And then people have ones that scroll, so it has a whole thing. Oh no. And it's like my veteran's son's dog got lost in the flood. You know, it's like the whole sob story and you're like, I can't,
Speaker 2 00:33:17 What, what can I
Speaker 1 00:33:18 Can't read right now? I can't barely play these songs. Like I can't read right now. You can play the songs good. Maybe just not on fiddle. Yeah. Nah, that's true. <laugh> <laugh>. But I'm like, Hey, this is, I'm, there's lots that's going on. Right. And like, cuz Luke, if he tries to read a sign, you know, like he's the first to say it. He is like, I can't remember these words. And read a sign at the same time. It's amazing.
Speaker 2 00:33:38 Hundred percent.
Speaker 1 00:33:39 So then he has to stop between just some cute girl who says like, let's make a TikTok. And she's like six. He'll bring her on stage and then they'll do
Speaker 2 00:33:46 It. If they're six and they're like, cute and have a sign, that's fine. It's just the guys that are like, I love you, I wanna marry you. And their little thing, I'm like, sweet. Why are you holding that up? Check out. I decided nobody cares. Yeah. Nope. They're ready to just, just do it no matter what. They're ready to bite. I was talking with some of Parker's crew last weekend. The funny thing is, is that I, I have a couple people that send me continuous interesting dms.
Speaker 1 00:34:13 Oh boy. Let's hear 'em. Please. You can't block 'em. Prime. You have to blocked them.
Speaker 2 00:34:17 I am happy to read messages too. Yeah. If we wanna pull it up. I'm actually, that might be the best
Speaker 1 00:34:22 Thing.
Speaker 2 00:34:22 Please. So I've got a couple. The one, um,
Speaker 1 00:34:26 I had been bitten one time on Brantley Cruise. Of course.
Speaker 2 00:34:30 Where were you bitten at?
Speaker 1 00:34:32 No. Well, some girls like can take a photo with you. Oh, my girlfriend took the photo. I'm just gonna tell a story while you pointed.
Speaker 2 00:34:36 I'll tell us. I'm pulling it up. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:34:38 And it's my girlfriend Colleen is taking the photo and I've expressed this. And then so we take the photo and then as she does it, she bit my beard. And then she
Speaker 2 00:34:47 Said, oh
Speaker 1 00:34:48 My gosh, your beard tastes like soy sauce,
Speaker 2 00:34:50 <laugh>, <laugh>. I do love soy, but Wow. That's true. That is, do you ever wash your beard or are you eating sushi or what's,
Speaker 1 00:34:56 Maybe it was a salt water from swimming. I don't know.
Speaker 2 00:34:59 That is really weird. Also,
Speaker 1 00:35:02 I shower, you know, pretty frequently. Relatively
Speaker 2 00:35:04 Regularly. Yeah. Relatively. Yeah. All right. So I mean, I feel like we should just put it all out here. Let's, yeah, let's see. Honestly, content. So I'm gonna just preface this by saying maybe I'll just start from the top and then we will unveil the story as it goes. Yeah. So these are all pictures of me, um, that my feet happen to be
Speaker 1 00:35:23 Hit. Oh, it's feet.
Speaker 2 00:35:25 Oh yeah. I bet y'all into
Speaker 1 00:35:27 That. Oh no, I'm, I'm not a feet guy. Are you feet guy, Nick? No,
Speaker 2 00:35:30 I mean, as long as you don't have gross feet. But like, I'm not like, oh, your feet.
Speaker 1 00:35:34 It's either, you either have feet or they're gross. That's like the, the two things for me.
Speaker 2 00:35:37 Yeah, I agree. So there's this guy and um,
Speaker 1 00:35:42 We'll call him Clarence.
Speaker 2 00:35:43 Clarence.
Speaker 1 00:35:44 What's his Instagram handle? No, we shouldn't, we shouldn't talk. So don't
Speaker 2 00:35:47 Do that. The funny thing is, Clarence <laugh> has sent me many, he sent me many, many messages of my feet. And it's all like me holding my dog. Like just, I mean, random things. It could be, it could be you taking a picture of me in the podcast right now. Right. And me and sandals. And it'd be like most exquisite feet in all of country music. Um, anyway, so then I I never responded back mm-hmm. <affirmative> and was just like, okay, feed gross. Then I get a message from Clarence saying, I can't wait for you to play at my venue.
Speaker 1 00:36:21 Not all
Speaker 2 00:36:23 Next week. I'm not gonna throw out who it is, what artist I was opening for. So people can't put tune together, but it's a legitimate venue. And I was like, oh my God. So then I go Google his name. It was in fact true.
Speaker 1 00:36:39 Oh, Clarence, you dirty dog.
Speaker 2 00:36:42 <laugh> Clarence is a little dirty boy. And I did not know that. So then I'm like, dude, I wear open-toed shoes at my gig. I don't know. I don't know. So I did
Speaker 1 00:36:51 <laugh>. Okay. You like a trying get paid. I wanna say
Speaker 2 00:36:56 I'm looking for a tip. Exactly. I
Speaker 1 00:36:58 Mean, be bragging if it's true.
Speaker 2 00:36:59 Yeah. So you have beautiful feet. Your feet are absolutely breathtaking. Truly amazing. Um, and then he, he let me know about his venue. That was interesting. And then, um, and it was interesting because after that show he sent me a really genuine message about how so awesome meet me. He's such a pH of my music, all that cu stuff. And I was like, maybe I just like had a bad dream about those other messages existing two days later. Your feet are absolutely bra <laugh>, beautiful feet. Your hands are, he kind of is in the hands too. Your hands are truly beautiful.
Speaker 1 00:37:31 Well see your hands right now.
Speaker 2 00:37:32 They're, they're not. Look at these nails. They don't even exist. I mean, God, your hands are exquisite. I didn't even put a story. He just dmd me and said, your hands are exquisite.
Speaker 1 00:37:41 Let's see your hands, Nick. Eh, I mean, I mean yours are definitely better than mine. I like Katie's better, but yeah, I mean, let's see. Yours Kurt, it yours. My hands are trimmed cause I'm trying to learn
Speaker 2 00:37:51 Fuel your, your hands at least look moisturized. Am I? Yeah,
Speaker 1 00:37:53 Well don't, I don't work that hard. Which just
Speaker 2 00:37:56 <laugh>. That's probably what it is. <laugh>. Um, yeah. And then yeah, basically it just keeps going. Pretty his feet. Country music, hands. And Peter, are you responding your feet stuff?
Speaker 1 00:38:05 No.
Speaker 2 00:38:05 Okay. No, I mean that seems like it'd be a little weird.
Speaker 1 00:38:08 Did you respond at all to him in the dms?
Speaker 2 00:38:10 Only when he said, ooh. When he changed the conversation to, he said, this song is so good. When I posted a video of me singing an original song and I just said thank you. And then he said, I can't wait to see you play at my venue. And I just said, I'm pumped to be there. Like, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 00:38:30 I just want to, for all the people listening to this that are thinking about DMing Katie Offerman, I just wanna let them know, know that her dad is an FBI agent. <laugh>.
Speaker 2 00:38:37 Maybe this episode should just be like Donnie is in the fbi stand back.
Speaker 1 00:38:42 Yeah. And is married.
Speaker 2 00:38:42 Um,
Speaker 1 00:38:43 What I said and is married, so
Speaker 2 00:38:45 Oh yeah. Yeah. Um, anyway, even last week, he was just like most beautiful fe country music next day. Most beautiful, faint country music. So anyway, I just decided that people are after the feet and the ears and I'm ears
Speaker 1 00:38:55 Is a
Speaker 2 00:38:56 Thing. Well that's why he is nibbling on my ear.
Speaker 1 00:38:57 That's true. Oh, that guy bit you. That's right.
Speaker 2 00:38:59 Right. <laugh>. Well it was like a like kind of a,
Speaker 1 00:39:02 Wasn't
Speaker 2 00:39:03 Like a high horny bite. Yeah. You know, it wasn't just like a
Speaker 1 00:39:06 Oh that gives me the heebie-jeebies like so bad.
Speaker 2 00:39:09 Yeah. So I've stopped caring about, you know, bigger boobs and all that cuz nobody's looking at
Speaker 1 00:39:14 It. Just get bigger feet.
Speaker 3 00:39:15 Yeah. <laugh>, just make sure you moisturize those
Speaker 1 00:39:18 Feet. Just get like feet extensions. Yeah. <laugh> just kinda like <laugh>.
Speaker 2 00:39:22 Just long grab my nails, get some really long toenails. So yeah. Hobbit
Speaker 1 00:39:26 Hobbit feet.
Speaker 2 00:39:27 <laugh>. That was so sick. Sorry.
Speaker 1 00:39:28 He said best feet in country music. Yeah.
Speaker 2 00:39:31 Should
Speaker 3 00:39:32 Ask
Speaker 1 00:39:32 Kim to, has
Speaker 3 00:39:33 Feet, should DM him and be like, Hey, what are your top five?
Speaker 2 00:39:35 You should get me. Rate me your top five feet music. Yeah. Well, so I was talking about this with, with a couple guys in Parker's crew because this is a venue in Texas and uh, they know him. We started talking about this and they're like, oh my
Speaker 1 00:39:49 God. Zones Texas <laugh> Clarence is
Speaker 2 00:39:52 Cla Oh Claire boy. And um, and they said he is known for loving artist's feet and he's not bashful about it and clearly. So I mean, yeah. And so, um, now I just wanna know like who's second best. If I'm the best, who's the next? Yeah. You know,
Speaker 3 00:40:09 Or is he sending that message to everybody? To
Speaker 2 00:40:12 Everyone? I don't know.
Speaker 1 00:40:13 No way.
Speaker 3 00:40:13 Saying they have the best feet.
Speaker 2 00:40:16 Hmm. I don't know. Feel like I should get some answers and we can report back on the Yeah. On Clarence <laugh>.
Speaker 3 00:40:21 Clarence what a great guy. Loving feet.
Speaker 1 00:40:24 This is the, he really is, this is the stuff that they don't tell you about. You know, like that Ray f song, this stuff they don't tell you about. It's like the feet stuff.
Speaker 2 00:40:32 <laugh>. Yeah, I know. I have a guy, another guy, um, I don't really know what his real name is cuz he's got four accounts with the same picture stalker stuff and he says he, you know, he's so pumped that I'm having his baby. Um, that's really fun. Cool. He got a lot of pregnant emojis and eggplant and I love that. Colby loves that too. Oh yeah. <laugh>. Um, and he says he loves to kiss my perfect white butt. So
Speaker 1 00:41:00 <laugh>,
Speaker 2 00:41:01 I mean Wow. Yeah, so it's just, it's really great. I love, love the messages. Love
Speaker 1 00:41:07 Nick. What dms are you getting?
Speaker 3 00:41:09 Uh, nothing like that.
Speaker 2 00:41:10 What is the weirdest DM you've gotten?
Speaker 3 00:41:13 Well, so like, the raise rowdy accounts. Weird cuz there's like probably seven of us signed into it. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, so like, nothing extremely weird often comes there. We've definitely gotten like a video of a girl. Excuse
Speaker 1 00:41:25 You. Sorry. Oh God.
Speaker 3 00:41:26 A video of a girl while she was in the shower. I've gotten Okay. Like, like a in shower video I've gotten, my god, like to the raise rowdy account, not to anyone in particular.
Speaker 2 00:41:35 What did it show?
Speaker 3 00:41:36 Just boobs mostly, but
Speaker 2 00:41:38 Mostly
Speaker 3 00:41:39 Nice. Yeah. I mean it was like, you know, but that was probably like the, I could the most over the top. Yeah, right. Thing. But we, I mean honestly our dms are mostly like, Hey, I have a song coming out while you guys cover it, you don't realistically
Speaker 1 00:41:52 Got you some content. Liberty, rowdy thing.
Speaker 2 00:41:54 <laugh>. Yeah. Then every on the shower,
Speaker 1 00:41:56 We'll wait till the, the Katie Erman paw drops. We'll get some
Speaker 3 00:41:59 Feet. We're gonna get all the feet stuff. Yeah. Our buddy Blake has Pete stuff, right?
Speaker 1 00:42:03 Yes. He play, he's a football player. He plays for the Dolphins and he's like, dude, I just got, what is it called? Uh, when you, uh, people pay you like cameo. Cameo. Oh yeah, this guy cameo. He's like, dude, check out this prompt someone wants me to pay me to do. And it's like, say happy birthday to so-and-so and make sure your feet are in the barefoot and in this thing I'm like,
Speaker 2 00:42:22 Jesus. Oh my gosh. Honestly, if somebody paid me to show my feet, I mean
Speaker 3 00:42:27 Be better.
Speaker 2 00:42:28 What if there, like what is actually wrong with that? Is there something morally wrong with that? Is
Speaker 3 00:42:32 It, it's like very light sex work, you
Speaker 1 00:42:35 Know? Yeah. It's like you're, you're a girl boss if you do that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 00:42:38 <laugh>. I just, yeah. I don't know if that's like putting out a good vibe for me. Like probably, you know, Katie Offman, she also sells feet
Speaker 3 00:42:44 Pics. Yeah. As an artist. I would say that's probably a no-no.
Speaker 1 00:42:47 Reba sell heat picks.
Speaker 3 00:42:49 Probably not. Maybe corn Dog picks. Maybe on the
Speaker 2 00:42:50 Dl. Yeah.
Speaker 3 00:42:51 Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1 00:42:53 If you go, why don't you tell the listeners your number <laugh>.
Speaker 2 00:42:56 Okay.
Speaker 1 00:42:56 Like, what's your price
Speaker 2 00:42:58 For? Um, I feel like for, I mean, Hagan doesn't take me a doesn't take a lot for me to do a little bit of whatever. Yeah. Picture taken. Um, I'm
Speaker 1 00:43:08 Gonna signed artists at U mg.
Speaker 2 00:43:09 I'm gonna say $150 per
Speaker 1 00:43:14 <laugh>. That's nothing.
Speaker 3 00:43:15 I feel like you could, you could up that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 00:43:17 Let's go higher. Okay. All right. I'm gonna say $2,500
Speaker 1 00:43:20 <laugh>. Okay, now we're talking. Yeah,
Speaker 2 00:43:21 There we go. We jumped up a little bit. I'm gonna say $2,500. Let's gonna cover. Yeah, that's cool. I'll, you can pick the, your color toenails and Oh,
Speaker 1 00:43:28 You're painting them too.
Speaker 2 00:43:28 Okay. I'll even get it pedicure before I send you the fix. Jesus.
Speaker 1 00:43:31 That's awesome.
Speaker 3 00:43:33 I'm, I'll do a pics for sure. Like no one would wanna say that way.
Speaker 2 00:43:36 We should do group feed
Speaker 3 00:43:37 Pics. Yeah. As a team.
Speaker 2 00:43:38 Then it feels a little bit less risque.
Speaker 1 00:43:40 This is how we're making money for the podcast sponsored by
Speaker 3 00:43:43 Nail Patreon. Our Patreon is just straight up feet
Speaker 2 00:43:46 Sponsored by OPI Also, I wanna know who is the person that either decides to hire or gets hired to name nail polishes?
Speaker 3 00:43:56 Ooh. Bear
Speaker 2 00:43:57 Cross. Have you ever thought about that?
Speaker 1 00:43:58 I don't really polish my nails that often
Speaker 3 00:44:00 As much. I haven't done it in years.
Speaker 2 00:44:02 Okay. Are you even aware of like the different Polish names? Oh
Speaker 3 00:44:05 Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:44:05 What
Speaker 3 00:44:06 Are they like? Well, they're everything.
Speaker 2 00:44:07 Bubble bath. Totally toffy. Put it in neutral. Okay. It's a neutral color. Just like all these different names. Like
Speaker 1 00:44:16 I used go to the nail salon with my mom and get nails done on my right hand when I played classical guitar.
Speaker 2 00:44:20 Like some fake nails. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. That's cute.
Speaker 1 00:44:24 But <laugh>, I never sold any nail photos. Pictures online.
Speaker 2 00:44:28 <laugh>. I got a guy,
Speaker 3 00:44:29 I mean, I know a song called I I was a teenage hand model, but like, I was
Speaker 1 00:44:33 Never actually Is that a really
Speaker 3 00:44:33 Song? Yeah. Dude,
Speaker 2 00:44:35 I don't know about
Speaker 3 00:44:36 That. You don't know Queens of the Stone Age? Oh,
Speaker 2 00:44:37 No.
Speaker 3 00:44:38 No. Yeah.
Speaker 2 00:44:39 What if I sent a picture of y'all's feet? Oh
Speaker 1 00:44:42 Boy.
Speaker 2 00:44:42 You should, like, we shaved your, I'm sure you got some hair going. No,
Speaker 3 00:44:45 No, no. Leave the hair. Oh, leave
Speaker 2 00:44:47 The, and then I just sent it to this guy. Yeah. On Instagram and just be like, I was thinking about you and just like one of the
Speaker 1 00:44:52 Sends, imagine. Hi. Imagine just like him going from the highest of highs to the lowest of Low.
Speaker 3 00:44:57 Yeah. Him be like, Ugh. Or maybe he's like, yes.
Speaker 1 00:45:00 Ugh. I love those <laugh>. We need a safe word for this podcast at some point. <laugh>. You know what I mean? I'm just like, all right, pick my limit.
Speaker 2 00:45:09 Clarence.
Speaker 3 00:45:10 Oh, Clarence
Speaker 2 00:45:11 God.
Speaker 1 00:45:12 Um, so music, right?
Speaker 2 00:45:14 <laugh>, what about your cat? <laugh>, tell us about your cat. Can I, let me ask you about your cat. What? Oh
Speaker 1 00:45:19 Yeah. What's your, you said you had interest
Speaker 2 00:45:20 In Cat. I think you should talk about what's we going with your cat, how we got to this point of the
Speaker 1 00:45:23 Cat. So he got a cat, probably kind of a dick. Yeah. His name's
Speaker 2 00:45:26 Skier. He was having issues related to,
Speaker 1 00:45:28 So he got a, a hair or a piece of twine. Oh my god. Caught, caught in his penis. Well
Speaker 2 00:45:34 What, how, okay. That's a big difference. Hair like is around his body. Where were the
Speaker 1 00:45:38 Twine? I forget what it was. I, I mean, I know where it was. I forget if it was like, I think it was a hair. Do you think that's, I
Speaker 2 00:45:44 Guess it was like his hair or your hair?
Speaker 1 00:45:45 I don't know whose hair was <laugh>. Somebody's hair was caught in my cat's penis. Oh, <laugh>. Oh god. And, and he just kept, he was lick his penis like incessantly, which like, if I could, I probably would do that. That makes sense. But I can't. Oh,
Speaker 2 00:46:01 <laugh> God.
Speaker 1 00:46:02 <laugh> and what took him? The vet and they're like, oh, we pulled this bunch of cat harrier out of his penis. So that's the story. So you had a, you said you wanted
Speaker 2 00:46:12 No, I just was gonna say that I, I found out last week a little tidbit of information about cats. I didn't realize that they could have many daddies. Did you know they could have, like if you have like your cat could have multiple fathers <laugh>.
Speaker 1 00:46:25 What? What do you mean? Like
Speaker 2 00:46:27 One of, let me pull up my Google.
Speaker 1 00:46:29 A daddy cat loves a daddy cat. It
Speaker 2 00:46:32 Can get. Alright. It's, uh, it's a, a little known fact is that kittens in a single litter can have different fathers. There could be even as many fathers as there are kittens. So like the mama is hoeing around and your cat could have seven dads. Well,
Speaker 1 00:46:48 We don't, there's anything wrong with that.
Speaker 3 00:46:49 Yeah. We don't like to use those derogatory terms. Okay.
Speaker 2 00:46:51 Well, okay, so she's out on the town. Um, she's exploring herself
Speaker 1 00:46:56 So she could be pregnant with her being
Speaker 3 00:46:58 A free kitty.
Speaker 2 00:46:59 Yes. So the ability to produce a litter of kittens fathered by more than one Tomcat is called Super perfect. Ation.
Speaker 1 00:47:09 <laugh>. Do we have to bleep that out? That sounds bad. Super, super fucking nation. <laugh>. <laugh>.
Speaker 2 00:47:15 Maybe that's a safe word. Um, yeah, so it's just a fun fact. I didn't know that. That's what
Speaker 3 00:47:20 I mean. It makes sense.
Speaker 2 00:47:21 Little weird freaks, but
Speaker 3 00:47:23 I feel like, I feel like if you had twins inside of you, they could have different dads. Right?
Speaker 1 00:47:28 I don't, I don't know. I think it's just like one, I'm not a biology expert, but
Speaker 2 00:47:33 It's like an a like a human or a
Speaker 3 00:47:34 Cat human.
Speaker 1 00:47:35 No, don't you,
Speaker 3 00:47:36 You think?
Speaker 2 00:47:37 I mean, I've
Speaker 1 00:47:38 Seen some What? People will try <laugh>. That's
Speaker 2 00:47:43 A, I don't know enough about the body podcast. Yeah, that'd be interesting. I guess.
Speaker 1 00:47:46 Yeah, that doesn't sound right.
Speaker 3 00:47:48 I mean, honestly I have no idea. I just like said that it sounds plausible,
Speaker 1 00:47:52 You know? Yeah. I just know, I know. Like a little bit about music and like, that's basically about it.
Speaker 2 00:47:57 That's all you know in life. Yeah.
Speaker 3 00:47:58 Yeah. I just know a lot about living and a little about love
Speaker 1 00:48:01 <laugh>. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 00:48:02 <laugh>. So my cousin had, you know, well this is just so freaking gross, but you know when your body, when it's meant to have twins, but the one twin didn't develop, it's just a sack of hair, teeth and bones.
Speaker 1 00:48:18 Uhuh.
Speaker 2 00:48:19 Yeah. My cousin had one of those had to get it removed.
Speaker 1 00:48:21 Does she keep it? <laugh>?
Speaker 2 00:48:23 <laugh>.
Speaker 1 00:48:23 That's dark.
Speaker 2 00:48:25 So dark. Wow. Anyway, yeah, man,
Speaker 3 00:48:28 I did not think this podcast was gonna go this way. Way.
Speaker 2 00:48:30 Yeah. I mean, <laugh>, I think the music industry is crazy. This
Speaker 1 00:48:34 Is so crazy. <laugh>. I would say that you're generally a, a straight laced person. You know, you're not like drinking and doing drugs and stuff.
Speaker 2 00:48:41 No. Yeah.
Speaker 3 00:48:42 Not even the good drugs. Like
Speaker 2 00:48:43 Only meth,
Speaker 3 00:48:44 Like weed. Oh,
Speaker 2 00:48:45 <laugh>. Yeah. No, I'm like, I'm such a tame person, honestly. But I feel like because I'm so tame in those areas, like I don't even need weed. Like, we'll be just driving down. We have the highway. Thank you. I didn't know where to get knee, so, um, that is good to know. Benji
Speaker 3 00:49:01 Davis? No, <laugh>. <laugh>. <laugh>.
Speaker 2 00:49:03 Yeah, I guess I, yeah, that wouldn't surprise me. Um, I could be driving down the road and just be like, where do we come from? Like Yeah, for sure. I already have those like high thoughts all the time. Um,
Speaker 1 00:49:14 I was just, I wasn't even stone today. I was giggling at this, just the stupidest thing. Probably a cat penis or something.
Speaker 2 00:49:19 <laugh>. Right? Yeah. I just find it so easy to just laugh at anything and so I'm like, I don't know. I really don't even need any, any extra stuff in my body, you know? Yeah. I feel like that my wild side is like me on Google. You know, your
Speaker 1 00:49:35 Internet surgery.
Speaker 2 00:49:35 I'm, yes. They make up for my soberness and like all that. Your
Speaker 1 00:49:39 Dms. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 00:49:41 <laugh> Clarence. Yes. Um, what other weird thing you wanna talk about?
Speaker 1 00:49:47 I mean, I was gonna ask you about like music stuff. Well
Speaker 2 00:49:51 Then yeah.
Speaker 3 00:49:52 <laugh>. <laugh>. Oh, would
Speaker 1 00:49:53 You, would you tell us about, and I know we, we made a lot of jokes about your dad being epic FBI agent, but like your parents are like incredibly supportive of They're awesome. Their music. Um, and tell me if I got this right. I remember your dad explaining this over breakfast tacos.
Speaker 2 00:50:08 No, he loves to tell my whole life story. Oh. Tacos.
Speaker 1 00:50:12 But it's basically like you started, when did you start touring? You were like a
Speaker 2 00:50:16 Baby. I started playing, uh, professionally was 11 in a polka band.
Speaker 1 00:50:19 So, so like with like accordion
Speaker 2 00:50:26 And
Speaker 1 00:50:26 That's like a Texas, Texas German thing, right?
Speaker 2 00:50:28 Yeah. But I mean, it's mainly just a German thing. It's just the fact that like New Braunfels is where I'm from is, um, such a German community and there's a lot of Germans in like Czech and all that in Texas. And so, um, yeah, I was playing accordion. That's Do you play accordion?
Speaker 1 00:50:43 No.
Speaker 2 00:50:43 Oh. Well you should add that to your list.
Speaker 1 00:50:46 I had one for a long time and I used to sit and practice it and it was my ex-girlfriend's and she had gotten it from her aunt and it sat in an attic whenever I played it, it, the smell of it was just right at
Speaker 2 00:50:59 Attic smell. It has a
Speaker 1 00:51:00 Smell. So I would, I had a set of clothes that I would put on when I went to practice cuz it just already stung
Speaker 2 00:51:05 It. Raked it back.
Speaker 1 00:51:05 Yeah. Yeah. So I would sit outside on the, on the balcony just, and just play like song of storms from Zelda.
Speaker 2 00:51:11 Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 00:51:12 I thought so. I thought you played fiddle in the polka group.
Speaker 2 00:51:15 Well, I did, but I was taking accordion lessons and my accordion teacher who was like middle-aged, um, was like, uh, I just lost my fiddle player and like, you should come play with me. And he did like a schmaltzy strolling duo thing. And so that came before the polka band. And so we would go, like, I would dress up in like French outfits or go play on a gondola at <laugh>, the outlet mall and play like Italian and French music. And, uh, we would stroll by the pool side or whatever, and I'd have to wear like a beret, whatever it's called, a French hat. Um, and then he was like, by the way, I've got this full two, uh, you know, touring polka band if you wanna join. I'm like, well, I'm 11 and I'm, you're paying me, so yeah, I wanna do it. Um, and so we literally just traveled around, like my dad restored this super old bus and drove the bus and the whole polka band went down the road and we played it every October fest. They're like known a man. That's
Speaker 1 00:52:09 Awesome. Yeah. And you were like basically homeschooled on the road, right?
Speaker 2 00:52:12 Yeah, I was homeschooled in the back of the bus. How cool was that? Super cool. I mean, well, I mean, I don't know if you would think that that's like so cool at the time. I think that's
Speaker 1 00:52:22 Awesome. I think it's cool of your folks to support you so much with your music.
Speaker 2 00:52:25 No, they're, they are so supportive and honestly, like, looking back, I'm like, even when I moved to town, um, and now kind of my life motto is like, I never wanna be too big for my britches and I always never wanna be above a polka gig, you know, like emotionally. Um, and when I moved to town, um, I, Terry Kavanaugh, the guy that hired me for my first gig when I was 11, we used to go play every year for six weeks at the HRA Beer Garden in Panama City Beach. Just like, that's awesome. Amazing. And a nightmare. Like, you know, I'm like 12 years old. Oh yeah. People are like naked sliding on tables with beer and like, it was awesome. Um, but also like when you're playing polka music, it's not just music, it's like a shtick. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Yeah. It's like, it's like, um, oh, I'm coming out to find a little German frog line and then I go find some hot chick, but I'm also like 12 mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 00:53:17 <affirmative>. So I'm finding this like what I think is a hot chick that the people are gonna like, and then like, I'd have to be dressed as a cow. I would go back to, to the back. I'd get a cow outfit on, like with my dad or with somebody in the band, and we would be a full life size cow. We'd be bent over, you know, and then the cow is ahead the whole deal. And then I'd put the little, little gal, the little honey in the chair right by the cow and I'd be like, we're gonna milk the cow. So then she, I'd pop out and the I'd pop out and a big utter, um, out of the cow and I'd make her pull on the utter and we'd do like, you know, play a German song and she'd be milking it. And then at the end, the whole thing was like, oh, we didn't get milk, but we got a beer. And then I'd hand her a beer. Oh. Which that's probably not legal either. Like being 12 and then giving people alcohol. But that's detail work, you know? Right, right. Yeah. Um, so we did that for a long time. I mean, was that in Texas? Oh, no. I mean, that's just everywhere. That was, I mean, Texas, Florida, Alabama, you know, uh, Louisiana, all a lot of southeast, you know. Um, I
Speaker 1 00:54:22 Love the southeast
Speaker 2 00:54:23 <laugh>. It is great. It is just great chaos. Um, but I did that for a long time and I think I just realized like, you know, I had been approached by somebody that really wanted to get me involved with Polka Grammys <laugh>, which is like actually a real thing. People wouldn't polka Grammys. And I was like, oh man. Like I, that just seems like such a turning point of your life of like, are you really gonna go down this road? Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, my Terry who got me into it, I'm so thankful for him. One of the most, like, the biggest thing anybody could have ever done for me was show me the world of professional gigs. But at the same time, he's single, he's 65, he's left like three women at the altar. And like, I don't want that to be, I didn't want that to be my life forever, you know?
Speaker 2 00:55:08 Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. And so I looked in my closet and I realized I'd never worn jeans to a gig. And I'm like, I've got to get out of this German journal. Like I need to go play a country gig. And, um, so anyway, fast forward Terry, we played this, the gig every summer and, and, uh, in Florida we will, there's sister location is the Hoff brow house over the beer garden, whatever, at Opry Mills. Mall. Mills. Oh, oh, yeah. So when I moved to town, they caught wind that I moved to town. This is mm-hmm. <affirmative>, you know, this was
Speaker 1 00:55:38 Set in the poka world. De Blaze.
Speaker 2 00:55:40 Yeah. <laugh>. Yeah. So this is after I moved to town. I mean, it was like four and a half years ago. Like, this
Speaker 1 00:55:48 Is not that far ago. Not that
Speaker 2 00:55:50 Long. <laugh>. Yeah. Too close for comfort. And um, they called when, and I moved here and they called Terry and they're like, Hey, we heard that Katie moved here, like, is there any chance you guys could reconnect and complain? And so Terry called me and I was like, screw it, why not? And so Terry drove up and I, you know, I had to kind of like think back in my mind of all these different, you know, European songs and p and whatnot, cow outfits and stuff, cow outfit, I mean the whole deal. Get the outpouring out and you're like, does anybody wanna do it? And then you're like, do you wanna do a beer drinking competition? Then they're like, yeah. And then you get baby bottles out and they're like sucking on on beer. We just like,
Speaker 1 00:56:24 I've done that before.
Speaker 2 00:56:25 There's so many little sticky things. And, um, we're in a chicken costume playing the cowbells. Like honestly, the cowbell duet is like one of the most fun things. And I had to play the folk xylophone, the William Tell Overture. That was actually extremely stressful because you're playing 900 miles an hour on little pieces of wood. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, you know, all, you know, that's too much <laugh>. I need to get paid more. And so, um, anyway, I would have to stroll around at the op at the beer garden next to people's table. Like almost like a mariachi band at the Mexican restaurant. Like I would be straight up in their face, not looking for a tip, just playing in their face. Um,
Speaker 1 00:57:02 Listen, I'm getting like all these ideas. Can we have this, do this at Live Oak, right? Yeah. Can we have this second? The same <laugh>? Let's do this.
Speaker 3 00:57:08 So yes, I have this idea of you playing a writer's round Yeah. And then coming out for the last part and playing this on stage and then walking around Live oak
Speaker 1 00:57:18 And, and chugging beer. But you need
Speaker 3 00:57:20 Your
Speaker 1 00:57:20 Partner with me nipples on it and everything.
Speaker 3 00:57:22 Yeah. Yeah. Can we do this? Can we make this
Speaker 2 00:57:24 Out? Do this. So down
Speaker 3 00:57:26 <laugh> we lose, we will content this so much. It'll be amazing.
Speaker 1 00:57:29 We should Sam know how to play whatever Glock and spiel or whatever. We gotta get him along
Speaker 2 00:57:35 <laugh>. No. And I think he's down and my dad has an old pair of later hose in, it'll
Speaker 3 00:57:38 Fill hell
Speaker 2 00:57:39 Yeah. Just perfect. Um, yeah. So, um, I could be there at some point in the near future again. I don't know, we'll just have to see. But my
Speaker 1 00:57:48 Role sound radio tour goes.
Speaker 2 00:57:49 Yeah. If not, catch me at the beer house,
Speaker 1 00:57:52 At the, at the polka Grammys.
Speaker 3 00:57:53 Can we, can we make you guys do a verse course of a polka song downstairs, <laugh>? Is that, is that doable?
Speaker 2 00:57:59 Um, I don't know. Sam's gonna know any damn Sam.
Speaker 1 00:58:02 No, we're we'll, we'll figure it out. Sam.
Speaker 2 00:58:04 My favorite focus on was like, I don't want her, you can have or she's too fat from me, but like, that's kind of politically incorrect now, but I
Speaker 3 00:58:12 It's Ray Roddy. We're
Speaker 1 00:58:13 Fine. Yeah, it's fine. It's just for historical purposes and
Speaker 3 00:58:16 For learning. Yeah. I'm fat so that we can make fun of fat people. Yeah,
Speaker 1 00:58:19 That's fine. Yeah. <laugh>.
Speaker 2 00:58:20 Oh my God.
Speaker 2 00:58:22 All right. Well I love that song. The funny thing is like, that was one of my favorite polka songs and then like, rolly Pully by Bob Wills was one of my favorite, um, country songs. And that's also about a fat kid. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. So I just think like, that's kind of my, that's your stick. I was like a chubby little kid. That's just my love that. So anyway. Um, but yeah, I'm trying to venture out from polka music these days and, um, <laugh>. Oh man. Just what a, what a world it was, honestly. Uh, there's just only so many years you can eat braw and sauerkraut and when you're, you're not even drinking age and you feel like you're
Speaker 1 00:58:57 About to, that sounds, that doesn't sound as great as I think it does. But I do wanted to have this party, this we gotta have,
Speaker 2 00:59:01 I think we should do
Speaker 3 00:59:02 It. Yeah, we need to figure that out.
Speaker 2 00:59:03 Um, live Oktoberfest.
Speaker 3 00:59:06 Yes.
Speaker 1 00:59:06 There you go.
Speaker 2 00:59:07 <laugh>
Speaker 1 00:59:09 Live October. That's brilliant.
Speaker 2 00:59:11 <laugh>. I'm now you say when, but I feel like we've solved all the world's problems right
Speaker 3 00:59:16 Now, so Yeah, we are, we we got through feet picks. We got through, um, cats. Cats and stuff stuck in their penises.
Speaker 2 00:59:23 <laugh> Daddy is cat daddies.
Speaker 1 00:59:24 We now all that's left is Let's go jam some songs.
Speaker 2 00:59:28 I'm down. Yeah, yeah. You gonna bring out your fiddle?
Speaker 1 00:59:30 No. Dobo.
Speaker 3 00:59:32 Okay. <laugh>. He's gonna roze them. He ros an up a fiddle. Is that how you do it? The
Speaker 2 00:59:36 Bow? Yeah. Yeah, the bow. Yeah. We'll Sue it.
Speaker 3 00:59:38 Uh, I promise not to play any instruments. You guys,
Speaker 2 00:59:41 Are you gonna dance?
Speaker 3 00:59:42 Yes. Uh, I'll do interpretive dance. Yeah,
Speaker 2 00:59:44 I would actually really like that. All right. I I'll be, I actually don't wanna play unless you're doing that
Speaker 3 00:59:48 So Well hey, I mean, honestly, I'm just here to help
Speaker 2 00:59:51 <laugh>. Hell yeah. Let's do
Speaker 1 00:59:53 It. Alright, well thanks for coming on.
Speaker 2 00:59:54 Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 00:59:55 I'm Mickey t I'm Kurt's on and we'll
Speaker 3 00:59:58 See you. See you in the front row.
Speaker 2 00:59:59 Yeah.
Speaker 0 01:00:02 Yay.
Speaker 2 01:00:05 That is freaking hilarious.
Speaker 4 01:00:21 You meet someone by your side that can handle the joke and hang with. And guys always happy, glad to be sitting pretty with you. Your shotgun scene, you lonely when it's late. Need a friend at the, maybe you should get a dog at home after you've been chases you to you. Every time you call, you should get a
Speaker 0 01:01:08 Dog
Speaker 4 01:01:16 And all day leave the house on a just smile when you lay and she don't give a damn how much money may disappear and turn off your phone and call her a bitch. But she still, maybe you should get a dog after you chases you games. Lets you beautiful and loves you anyway. If ride back to every time you call, you should get a to you baby.
Speaker 0 01:02:21 I'm,
Speaker 4 01:02:24 You should get a, you chases you games, fancy, beautiful, and loves you anyway to you every time. To you. Oh.
